"So be perfect, just as your heavenly Father is perfect." (Matthew 5:48)

Monday, February 6, 2017

*Christian One-Liners

        Christians have been sharing these one-liners via email. They are well written and some of them even make you chuckle. 
  • Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. 
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  • The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close... & fleas!
  • When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
  • Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
  • We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
  • God himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
  • Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
  • Peace starts with a smile.
  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em – He'll clean 'em.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts.'
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • If God is your copilot, swap seats!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it take to discourage him/her.
  • The best mathematical equation: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. 😇

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