*Christian One-Liners

        Christians have been sharing these one-liners via email. They are well written and some of them even make you chuckle. 

• Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. 
• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
• The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close... & fleas!
• When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
• We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
• God himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
• Peace starts with a smile.
• Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em – He'll clean 'em.
• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
• Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
• Forbidden fruits create many jams.
• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
• God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts.'
• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
• He who angers you, controls you!
• If God is your copilot, swap seats!
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
• The will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
• We don't change the message, the message changes us.
• You can tell how big a person is by what it take to discourage him/her.
• The best mathematical equation: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. 😇